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    The Dude aKa The Bowling Superstar

    I Dont Leave Home Without Em !

    Wednesday, February 27, 2008, 10:55 PM [General]

    Well For My Lack Of Infinate Wisdom Wich Allows Me To Make Poor Choices Such As Buying More Bowling Equipment Instead Of Paying Billz.lol haha This Is A Short List Of What I Bring To The LaneZ !

    For The Ballz I Roll An Absolte Inferno 15 lb..This Ball Is 15 Lbs of Hard Hitting Feirce Awesomeness That Rolls Like The Thunder ! I Also Have Been Known By Many To Throw A Brunswick Impact Zone From The 1990's Amoung Others That Ive Picked Up Used At Pro Shops During Travels...I Also Roll A Total NV 14lb (But it is 14 Lbs Of Bad **** Heat Though)

    Mostly Noadays Though I Have Been Throwin A 16lb Complete NV and A 16lb Storm Special Agent ! These two Ballz Seem To Be The Only Ywo I Will Need To Cry Havok And Unleash Wild Untamed Bad **** Awesome Fury Unto The Lanes Battling All The Way To The 10th For Those Infamus X's That We All Crave !

    Bowling Is Good Times !!! Good Times With Good People !!!

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    Who Is The Dude................. ????

    Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 11:03 PM [General]

    Bowling is Good Times With Good People...Thats Livin The Good Life !

    So First Things First..If You Want To Bowl Then Send Me A Email Fo Sho !!!

    And If you Need an Extra Bowler Email Me Ofcourse !!!

    Are You Looking For Bowling Buddies???, Add me Fo Sho !!

     

     

    My Name Is James And I Was Raised By A Family of Ninjas.
    My Early Childhood Years Consisted Of Capt Crunch, Transformers & Super Mario Bros.
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    Bowling Should Be An Olympic Sport !
    When I Go Grizzly Bear Hunting I Don't Use A Rifle...I Use My Bare Hands
    I Play Piano Like Stevie Wonder.
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    Email Me if You Want To Know More...

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